The late Mr. Common Sense
'Today we mourn the passing of Common Sense, with us for many years. No one knows how old he was, his birth records were lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered having cultivated valuable lessons as:
Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
and why the early bird gets the worm;
Mr. Sense was preceded in death by parents, Truth & Trust, wife, Discretion; daughter, Responsibility; and son, Reason. He is survived by his 2stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on.
'Today we mourn the passing of Common Sense, with us for many years. No one knows how old he was, his birth records were lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered having cultivated valuable lessons as:
Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
and why the early bird gets the worm;
Mr. Sense was preceded in death by parents, Truth & Trust, wife, Discretion; daughter, Responsibility; and son, Reason. He is survived by his 2stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on.
1 comment:
Very clever Tony! I like it!
Chantdoc
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